1. Yesterday I told my husband and son I needed to get the refrigerator out to clean the rug.🤭

2.  I couldn’t remember a word while conversing with my kids and started making spinning motions in the air with my hand. My kids asked if I was talking about cell phone service. 😒

3. I told my youngest to go wash his hands in the toilet.🤪

4. I told my kids they could go shoot soccer outside at the basketball hoop🏀⚽️

5. I told my kids to go brush their faces😆